A little girl asked her father: How did the human race get here? The father answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made.
Two days later she asks her mother the same question. The mother answered: Many years ago there were monkeys who came down out of the trees. They started to walk on their back legs, made tools and fire and eventually turned into mankind.
The confused girl returns to her father and says: Pappa, why is it that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mama says they came from monkeys. The father answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your mother told you about her side!
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